Dirty Dishwashing: Clean Enough to Eat Off Of

I did this drawing just twenty-some minutes after the first "dirty dishwashing" picture, though it took me a while to finish touching up after the fact.

Diane is always full of words of wisdom. One of her favorite sayings is "always offer both a stick AND a carrot." Another of them is "if you cook something, make sure it gets eaten."

I still am not sure what she and Aisha are to each other, exactly, but it's nice that she gets to put two of her favorite beans of wisdom into practice at once, and it's even nicer that she lets me watch.

Bio: Aisha

Twenty years old and working a variety of seasonal and part-time jobs to put herself through college, Aisha is a strong spirit who puts in whatever efforts it takes to make sure she gets what she really wants. She's a very popular girl around these parts, and a total sweety, though she's got more than a little bit of a mischievous streak as well; this often gets her into trouble.

The most immediately noticeable thing about Aisha, which I captured here with my usual flawless technique and consummate attention to detail, are her eyes. Such deep, soulful, smoldering brown eyes. They're her best feature, and you just can't look at anything else. Right?

Shower Time Company

I drew this picture in a slightly different style from my usual perfect true-to-life photorealism. I like how it turned out, but it also took me much longer, so I'm not sure how often I'll be using this style. 

But, anyway.

These two had been making doe eyes at each other and playing little pranks on one another ever since they both started working together, to the point where the management started to raise eyebrows at the effect on their performances. Today, when he was on break, he went into the employee locker/shower room and found her in there when she was supposed to be in the middle of her shift. It's been a hot, sweaty day over here, but that doesn't make this behavior any more forgivable, especially if it means someone else will have to pick up the slack.

My understanding is that they're much more comfortable and relaxed around each other now. I haven't seen her sit down since the morning incident, but that's a negligible price to pay.

Bio: Brianna

Another very frequent model of mine, and another world class disciplinarian despite her tender age of 25. Brianna knows how to get into people's heads, and there's very few things she enjoys more than driving some hapless cutie crazy before blistering their bottom with one of her most prized possessions - the antique hardwood hairbrush she found at a garage sale back in high school.

Brianna shares an apartment with her fiance and most frequent victim, Genie.

Absolute Filth

"Dad, I'm eighteen! I don't need a babysitter!" is what this girl said before her parents left on an anniversary trip for a few days. She turned out to be dead wrong, because just last night Brianna caught her looking at some absolute filth on the internet that no proper young lady should ever be coming near.

Brianna said that the punishment should fit the crime, and that she's confident that this will teach her to never, ever do anything like this again.

The Coffee Table Catastrophe

One of my favorite Brianna and Genie memories was when we won a free trip to this ski resort last winter. We started hanging out with this cute guy, and he and Genie had this ongoing semi-friendly-semi-belligerent catty antagonism going on the whole time. We weren't sure if they needed to stop talking to each other, or to just fuck already. After a couple days, when we were having coffee and cake in the hotel restaurant, Genie tried to convince Brianna that they should spank him for some trumped up offense or another. Bri warned her not to try to drag her into this silly little game of theirs, and Genie said the two words that she damned well KNOWS you should never, ever say to Brianna.

"Or what?"

I was away from the table when she said it, but I came back in time to immortalize the consequences in this picture. Needless to say, we (and Genie especially) were the center of attention for the remainder of our stay.

Running Hot

I'm pretty sure those are both high school graduates. How could they have not learned to read? Sigh...