Queen

 

They call her Heartbeaker.

Well, they used to. Then they found out what she does to butts. Now they call her Buttbreaker.

Mistletoe Corner

At first it seemed like the Christmas party had gone poorly for Selene and Crystal. But then they started enjoying each other's company while banished to the naughty corner together, and then they noticed the mistletoe.

I'd call it a Christmas miracle, but I'm Jewish, so saying that would make me a heretic.

Last Minute Wash

Sometimes it's Friday night and you're just getting dressed to go out when you find out that that boy who you paddled raw for trying to sneak into your house last week was set up by your live-in housemaid, who is about to go home for the weekend. There's no way she gets to sit down this weekend after that stunt she pulled, or that she isn't WAY overdue for some reminder that lies are filthy things that don't belong in her mouth. So, you have to deal with the situation right this second, however inconvenient for you it might be.

The Price Of Impatience

I think the title speaks for itself.

Rowan's Internship

So, Rowan got into the summer program he was applying for last month. He wants to go into veterinary medicine, and there's a non-profit based not too far away that offers summer internships at their wildlife and stray animal rescue and rehabilitation center. I happen to be in the same neck of the woods while visiting my family this summer, so I stopped by at the place to catch up with one of the neighborhood cuties.

I turned out to have the strangest timing; Rowan had just gotten in some hot water with the main vet who runs the place for feeding a dog that was supposed to have surgery soon. According to him, it just looked too sad and hungry, and he couldn't resist. According to her, while that sort of compassion is certainly an asset for a future vet, he needs to be taught to reign it in when needed if he wants to succeed in the field. Luckily, she turned out to be far more skilled and experienced in providing aversion therapy than any of the interns had suspected. I arrived just as she'd finished, and left him in the corner of the intern dorm building's common room, where one of his fellow veterinarians-to-be was just approaching him.

His new friend had a condition he needed fulfilled in exchange for handing over the jar of cold skin cream, though. One that Rowan was hesitant to comply with - especially with me in the room now - but this doctor had paddled him almost as hard as the last one I drew him running afoul of, and he was pretty desperate.

I think I should take the time to get to know this Bradley boy, while I'm here. He really does seem to be a person after my own heart.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun II

I actually got multiple pictures out of that night in the hostel. The five of us had hours in there, after all, before we started hearing other lodgers returning in the wee hours and had to hastily cover up.

The festivities turned into a contest between Jill and Courtney, and after they each had a couple turns at both of those bouncy boy butts with their hands and each of their hairbrushes, well...the vote was unanimous. Courtney is one formidable spanker, but Jill is just on another level. And of course, to the victor went the spoils. Courtney protested at first, accusing us all of just wanting to see her big ass get it, but it didn't take long before she was convinced - through personal experience - that she'd lost fair and square. Anyone who's ever broken the rules at the beach since Jill started working there could have warned her.

The boys got put in the corner, both while Jill was resting her arm to make sure she could give Courtney a really good one, and while the really good one in question was being given. As you can see, they started having trouble with these simple instructions once Courtney's punishment began. I may or may not have captured the consequences of their disobedience in a third picture taken that night.

Running Hot

I'm pretty sure those are both high school graduates. How could they have not learned to read? Sigh...

A Shameful Public Display

I met this absolutely lovely couple in the city park last year. We started talking, but then this random woman walked by and whispered a really ugly homophobic comment as she passed their bench. 

Fortunately, this sad story had a happy ending as you can see.