Queen

 

They call her Heartbeaker.

Well, they used to. Then they found out what she does to butts. Now they call her Buttbreaker.

"But We're Off Duty!"

I had to go back to the hospital the other day to take care of a skin thing, and happened to observe the consequences of an interrupted workplace impropriety.

I guess that new nurse didn't quite get the message after all, though the doctor understandably seemed much more disappointed with her more senior coworker. I'm not surprised. Look at how many google hits you'll get for "naughty nurses." They're just terrible. I doubt whatever she did to them will stick, but from the sounds I heard from the breakroom she pulled them into it was a noble attempt!

Running Hot

I'm pretty sure those are both high school graduates. How could they have not learned to read? Sigh...

The Wicked Stepmother

It always sounded pejorative to me, but "wicked stepmother" is apparently a label she wears with pride. This is from one time when she caught her stepdaughter and her boyfriend in her room doing something that she'd clearly told them would not be tolerated under her roof.

I told the young lovers, truthfully, that they never looked a cuter couple than they did while staring into each other's teary eyes in agony and sorrow while dancing around the room and clutching their bare and red hot bottoms. They weren't very appreciative of this. What a couple of brats.